Waldo Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

Where's Waldo?

Cliffs Notes

Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

because he doesn't want to be spotted

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Wally Jokes More Wally Jokes

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.