Waldo Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

Where's Waldo?

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

because he doesn't want to be spotted

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.