Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.