What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

What sound does a Chinese doorbell make?

Ching Chong

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Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.