What's the difference between my daughter and my wife?

I need viagra to maintain erection with my wife.

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What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter?

Annie Mae

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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.