What's the difference between my daughter and my wife?

I need viagra to maintain erection with my wife.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

snowballs

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.