Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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He had a problem with boos.

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Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

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What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem