Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.