Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!