What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!"

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.