What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!"

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.