What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.