What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.