What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.