Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

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Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.