Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

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What is wonder woman's favorite drug?

Heroine.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.