What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.