What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.