What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED