Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach