Bach Bach Bach Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.