How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

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