How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

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