Olive Oyl Jokes

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage