Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

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What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.