Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

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Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid?

You're in treble mister!

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common