What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

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Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset