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What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

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What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Motorbike Jokes More Motorbike Jokes

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Vicar Jokes More Vicar Jokes

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.