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What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

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What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do you call a loud group of Cowboys?

A Reckon-ing.

Which was the cowboy?

None - because they were all redskins.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Vicar Jokes More Vicar Jokes

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?

A parson to parson call !

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

Motorbike Jokes More Motorbike Jokes

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)