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What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

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What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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Vicar Jokes More Vicar Jokes

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?

A parson to parson call !

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

Motorbike Jokes More Motorbike Jokes

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!