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A transplant.
A transplant
Transplants
A: They've had little use.
You should know more than your dog.
When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out
The Mediterranean.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
They're to die for.
Their Injun died on them!
Feyonce.
Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.
I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.
One I say one.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
Because Jesus saves.
