Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.