Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.