What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM