What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.