Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!