Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan