How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.