A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
