Brownie Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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What is a police officer's least favorite dessert?

A brownie.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

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Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.