We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.
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A brownie.
Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.
Because she was a girl.
They were too GUI.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Because they're all dead
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
Because of their 'cush'ions!
Marriage, you wanna?
A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"
He was the raining champion.
A sticky Wicket.
It ate some haywire!
Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels
Let us prey.
Two testicles.
Two test-tickles.
