Tic Tac Jokes

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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they planet.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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Why does Edward Woodwood have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

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What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd