Brock Turner Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

President Jokes More President Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn