Brock Turner Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.