Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

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What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.