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What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro sinko

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What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call four drowning spanish teachers?

Cuatro sinko. )

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

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They keep slipping off.

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A good start

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Because they're extinct

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A handicrapped zone.

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Manuel...