Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!