Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.