Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ?

Alceste to meet him later !

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.