Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

What do you call a Greek arsonist?

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern