Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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Chipmunk Jokes More Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality