Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Chipmunk Jokes More Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.