Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Chipmunk Jokes More Chipmunk Jokes

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.