What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

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Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.