What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.