Dustpan Jokes

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

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What's the best hotel in the world?

Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars.

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

Pickup Jokes More Pickup Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Ex Girlfriend Jokes More Ex Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.