Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

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What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...