Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

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Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.