How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy