Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
Because he needed one.
A cracker with cheese.
Basic training.
A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)