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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!