What up Holmes?

Watson

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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!