Chin Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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What do you say to a depressed, overweight person?

Keep your chins up.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ?

Chin and Tonyk !

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

What's the most encouraging calisthenic?

Chin-ups!

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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Kick the alter boy in the chin

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.

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How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.