How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.