Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.