What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr