What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!