What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.