Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.