Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception