Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception