What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.