What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.