Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.