Flap Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Beep Jokes More Beep Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !