What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.