100 Dollar Jokes

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

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How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

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Jackson Jokes More Jackson Jokes

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

President Jokes More President Jokes

What does it take to be a president?

Nothing

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Small Loan Jokes More Small Loan Jokes

What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!