Jackson Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

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Michael Jacksons House Jokes More Michael Jacksons House Jokes

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

100 Dollar Jokes More 100 Dollar Jokes

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars